Today

Today I want to look like a school teacher from the 70’s.

Today I want to look a little Stepford.

Today I want to look like I go to a private school.

Today I want to look like an airline hostess from the 60’s.

Today I want to look soft and like someone you can trust.

Today I want to look like I’m 12.

Today I want to look like my grandpa.

Today I want to look sporty and athletic.

Today I want to look business professional.

Today I want to look like I’m with the band. 

Today I want to look like Katy Perry.

Today I want to look like I’m an experienced woodsman.

Today I want to look fresh like a peach.

Today I want to look like a librarian.

Today I want to look like I’m relaxed.

Today I want to look androgynous.

Today I want to look like a Spice Girl.

Today I want to look like I’m on Battlestar Galactica. 

Today I want to look taller.

Today I look like Bob Ross. 

Today I want to look like I give a damn.

Today I want to look as tired as I feel. 

Today I want to look like Peg Bundy.

Today I want to look a little nerdy.

Today I want to look easy and breezy.

Today I want to look effortless. 

Today I want to look like I tried.

Today I want to look like I’m engaged and listening.

Today I want to look like a mermaid.

Today I want to look like I’m up to no good.

Today I want to look like I matter.

Today I want to look like I’m in high school in the 80’s.

Today I want to look like I’m going golfing in Florida.

Today I want to look like a Golden Girl.

Today I look like Dolores Umbridge.

Today I want to look like a beatnik.

Today I want to look like I ate the patriarchy for breakfast.