HOARDER

The first step to overcoming a problem is admitting that you have one, right? See my Instagram account for my nail polish and makeup collection at home.

And now I bring you to the contents of my drawers at work. Let’s go through this, shall we?

Should I be ashamed?

Should I be ashamed?

  • Mr. Sketch Scented Markers
  • SPF 15 Sunscreen (you know, for when I eat lunch in the park in the summer)
  • THREE sticks of antiperspirant
  • TWO tubes of toothpaste
  • Toothbrush
  • TWO cartridges of floss (apparently I am dedicated to my oral hygiene)
  • Floss threaders for flossing under my permanent retainer, SO SHEXY!
  • Foot powder
  • FIVE tubes of lotion
  • Hairbrush
  • Nail strengthener
  • Nail file
  • Nail whitening pencil
  • Nail brush
  • Fully stocked makeup bag
  • iPhone charging cable
  • ereader charging cable
  • Vicks Vapor Inhaler
  • Eleventy billion bobby pins
  • Cotton pads
  • TWO glass cleaning cloths
  • TWELVE pencils
  • THREE bottles of essential oil
  • Paper coaster
  • Perfume sample
  • Thumb drive with all my personal secrets
  • EIGHT different kinds of tea
  • EmergenC vitamin drink packets
  • Granola
  • Bikini bottoms
  • Jawbreakers
  • Mints
  • Stamps
  • PAPER

It took me five years to accumulate this amount of crap at work. I think it’s safe to say that I’m prepared for pretty much anything and I have no excuses for ever looking like a train wreck at work, and yet sometimes I still do.  I can justify everything in my drawers except the bikini bottoms. I’m not sure why those are here and why they aren’t at home with their compadres. MYSTERIES! Also, send help. I need to do something about this.

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