Stop, Drop, and Ro

One of the onesies, and an example of my bad-assness

I love onesies.

A onesie is a one-piece garment intended for an infant or a child, and I’m about the same size as a 12 year old child. In that light, I feel it is my absolute duty to wear a onesie. Mine come from Target in the children’s department. I have a moose-camo print (pictured left,) a rainbow leopard print, and a skull and cross bones print onesie for when I feel like a bad ass. I’m still waiting for an occasion where it is acceptable to party in my onesies. I’m thinking camping?  Anyone want to go camping? I’d settle for a tent in the living room.

For the rest of you weirdos looking for adult sizes, they are available here, here, and here.